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26 March 2007

What People say in Court

Filed under: fun — mhussein @ 11:57 am

It is amazing what people says in court, see some examples here taken from this post found at digg

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

and the best is :

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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8 March 2007

Lifehacker Money saving day :-)

Filed under: cars, diy, fun, photo — mhussein @ 10:09 am

It seems that Lifehacker editors are running out of money :-), In one day had a series of articles on how to be as cheap as possible 🙂

So if you can help please do 🙂

btw, for the NonEgyptians out there, they linked to a nice article about parallel parking. Learn the secrets of parallel-parking success

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